Your AI project has already failed.

You just don't know it yet.
The tech works. The strategy doesn't. Here are the 12 patterns that kill AI projects before they launch.
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The 12 patterns that kill AI projects

We've seen these patterns destroy hundreds of enterprise initiatives. Recognize any?
Each card represents a real pattern we've documented across 150+ enterprise AI implementations.
Some kill projects before launch. Others save them.
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Everything we learned from 150+ enterprise Al implementations. The patterns that kill. The patterns that save.

What's inside:

  • The 12 archetypes of failure backed by research from MIT, McKinsey, and BCG explaining why 80% of enterprise Al projects never reach production
  • Why hallucinations happen and the architecture that eliminates them without sacrificing conversational Al
  • Hard data on what works - surveys of 1,000+ executives and 150+ leader interviews revealing why only 5% achieve bottom-line value at scale
  • ROl in CFO language - evidence-based frameworks to justify Al investment when 46% of POCs get abandoned and $3.1 trillion is lost to poor execution
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Every AI project follows a pattern.
Which one is yours?

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Zowie is the Customer AI Agent Platform trusted by 200+ enterprise brands to automate customer interactions. We've seen the patterns. We know what works. Talk to us.